The Committee Backfield Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- The broadcast shows Singleton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Singleton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.