The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Singleton gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Singleton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.