The Fumble Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Singleton gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Singleton gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
76%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Singleton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.