The Hamstring Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Ref: "Number Singleton, that's a flag." Singleton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Singleton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.