The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Singleton's stadium. Only over Singleton.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Singleton, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.