The Fumble Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Singleton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.