The Fumble Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Singleton will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Singleton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.