The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Singleton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.