The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Singleton gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
74%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Singleton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.