The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Singleton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Singleton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.