The Stuffed Run Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Singleton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Singleton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.