The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Coach says Singleton is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Singleton loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Singleton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.