The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Singleton gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
85%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Singleton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.