The Late Scratch Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Singleton, Singleton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.