The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Singleton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.