The Committee Backfield Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Singleton gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Singleton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.