The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Singleton's stadium. Only over Singleton.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Singleton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Singleton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.