The Mystery Tweak Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Singleton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Singleton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.