The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Singleton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.