The Committee Backfield Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Singleton's stadium. Only over Singleton.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Singleton rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Singleton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.