The Snap Count Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coach says Singleton is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Singleton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.