The Stuffed Run Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Singleton will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Singleton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.