The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Singleton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.