The Stuffed Run Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Singleton gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Singleton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Singleton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.