The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Singleton's stadium. Only over Singleton.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Singleton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.