The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Singleton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Singleton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.