The Hamstring Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Singleton breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
84%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Singleton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.