The Dropped Pass Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Collins runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Collins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.