The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Collins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
79%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Collins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.