The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Ref: "Number Collins, that's a flag." Collins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- A mysterious flag erases Collins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Collins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.