The Shadow Coverage Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“The QB looks at Collins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Collins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Collins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.