The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Collins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Collins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.