The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Collins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Collins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.