The Late Scratch Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Collins's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Collins was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Collins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.