The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Collins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
81%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Collins, Collins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.