The Snap Count Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Collins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Collins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.