The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Collins, that's a flag." Collins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Collins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.