The Phantom Holding Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- A mysterious flag erases Collins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Collins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
- DeVonta Smith
FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.