The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Collins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Collins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.