The Hamstring Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Collins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.