The Phantom Flag Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- The broadcast shows Collins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Collins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.