The Shadow Coverage Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Collins, that's a flag." Collins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Collins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.