The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Collins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Collins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.