The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Collins's stadium. Only over Collins.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Collins gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Collins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.