The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Collins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Collins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.