The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Collins's stadium. Only over Collins.
- Collins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Collins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.