The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Collins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Collins, Collins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.