The Inch-Short Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Collins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
90%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Collins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.