The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Collins, that's a flag." Collins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Collins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
- DeVonta Smith
FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.