The Inch-Short Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Collins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Collins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.